Do you ever have those dreams where you go to work or school and you’re walking down the hall and you notice that you are completely naked?
Now add just a small amount of spandex in between your nakedness and your coworkers. Imagine having your cellulite out there for Jim in Accounting to gawk at. You are in front of your colleagues in your swimsuit. To a woman that is about 65lbs overweight it sounds more like a NIGHTMARE than a dream.
Lucky me. This weekend dreams do become reality! FatHubby and I are going to my company’s annual weekend at the lake. Where everyone will eating and drinking enough that maybe they won’t notice my THUTT. Actually they have all seen it in the previous years so I’m not too upset about it. I am fortunate enough to work at a place with less than 15 employees and we are more like an extended family than coworkers. Well, a dysfunctional extended family. HAHA just kidding (my bosses read this.) They might be better than family because at least I get paid to hang around them.
So FatHubby have left the dogs with a trusted friend and we will be heading out this afternoon. I will try to stay in the water to get some relief from the forecasted 100+ degree weather and to hide my extra poundage.
See you all on Monday! Have a great weekend!
Speaking of being naked, check out THIS STORY.
2 Comments
August 13, 2007 at 8:31 pm
I am SO glad it’s winter here! I’m a good 5 months from bathing suit weather!!
August 14, 2007 at 10:04 pm
As one of the bosses in question, I am speachless. Ok, maybe not completely speachless. As a matter of fact, come to my office and let’s discuss your behavior Saturday night.